Jarry Armpits is such a jerk. He literally acts like a clown and is always SO HORNY . He sent me a video of himself jerkin' and it was SO STUPID. Ewwww. He reminds me some horny stuffed animal someone left in the corner. Did you see his goofy clown face? It's so gross. I can't stop looking, you know? Wait...do you want to see the video he sent me? OMFG. Fine, here. But don't show anyone, OK? Promise?